if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 

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Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.

—Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via larmoyante)

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am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

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Anonymous asked: 18, 26

  • 18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?

    I had peanut butter toast the other day :)

    • 26. Has anyone let you down recently?

      yes, on Friday. Plans got cancelled last minute